Bonus Content: Bastard Fish

A song about some very nasty fish sung by Celestia Stardust

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Lyrics
Bastard fish, bastard fish To eat you is their wish When you went out upon your boat You weren’t expecting this

Bastard fish, bastard fish They treat you like a dish Reverse fishing is their joy And you have topped their list

You’d thought you have a jolly time Out fishing with your chums But bastard fish coming calling You’ll soon calling for your mums

With rows and rows of gnashing teeth Your life they will finish Your only hope is to escape those dreadful bastard fish

Bastard fish, bastard fish To eat you is their wish When you went out upon your boat You weren’t expecting this

Bastard fish, bastard fish They treat you like a dish Reverse fishing is their joy And you have topped their list

Whether you lay traps or netting To catch in the sea Those bastard fish are canny Their always breaking free

But can you escape their crushing jaw They find you so delish You’ll find yourself upon the menu of those bastard fish

Bastard fish, bastard fish To eat you is their wish When you went out upon your boat You weren’t expecting this

Bastard fish, bastard fish They treat you like a dish Reverse fishing is their joy And you have topped their list

If you're a seasoned sailor Sea monsters you have slain You might think you can beat them But their sure to cause you pain

They’ll tear your ship to pieces with a splashing and a splish And you’ll be at the mercy of those bastard, bastard fish