Bonus Content: The PodUK Shanty

A shanty to thank the backers of PodUK!

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Lyrics
Oh, we’ve a song for the Patrons Who really made our day Who backed the launching of a ship To get to PodUK So haul up anchor, trim the sails And lend your ears we pray As we spin you the yarn how we sailed to PodUK

Well first we came upon a whale Bright pink with yellow spots Who nearly swallowed our ship whole Save Gunner Ella Watts Who blinded it with glitter guns And left it bleary eyed As we sailed on by reckoning of Helmsman Becky Lai

We hosted up our rainbow flag To show our pirate pride And soon the crew gave up their lunch As we rock side to side But then the crew was hurling Up the rum from Helen Stirling We should never have embarked the water of the yellow tide

Well we knew we’d a price to pay But didn’t guess the fee When her majesty’s taxmen Came to collect Holly Gee The captain swindled to save face Our faithful old Sarah Horhace And so we carried on upon our faithful con journey

We crashed our ship into the docks Of Millennium Point There’s some who listen to our tale And think we’d smoked a joint But if you ask Jess, Chris or Bret they’ll be sure to say That true is true, that is the tale of reaching PodUK