Bonus Content: We Forgot Jeffrey

Drink! We forgot Jeffrey..

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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Well, we’ve been sailing the high seas Engaged in mighty quests And our friends make it like a breeze We brought the very best

Celestia’s got flashy sleeves Corzin’s his hairy chest And Scamp rounds off the whole party Drink! We forgot Jeffrey

Now, some folk think a simian Won’t make a pleasant pet But after all the fun we’ve had We’re sure to take that bet

We brought him for you all to see Now hold on, where’s he gone Not in your pack, not on the ship Drink! We forgot Jeffrey

So Jeffery’s gone out on his own to have a spot of fun He’s scarfing everything he sees, no wait, don’t drink that rum He’s flying on a carpet and somehow he got a sword Don’t forget your monkey or he’s bound to get quite bored

[Spoken] Say Jeffery, why don’t you tell us about your day out? [Just straight up a verse of monkey noises]

He’s in Celestia’s backpack all tuckered out asleep There’s also piles of monkey crap A gift for you to keep

We’ll cast off to our next great quest And sail into the deep Wait, where’s your pack? Ah crap, turn back And drink! We forgot Jeffrey