Bonus Content: Everything's Fine

A song about how everything is fine. No really, it's fine.

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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Lyrics
Everything’s fine, everything’s fine So raise your glass, and fill a pipe and smoke and drink some wine

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine Why talk about our worries when we could have a good time

Let's not talk about all our woes Let's not talk about all our foes Let's not talk about how my family kidnapped me and dragged me home

Let's not talk about binding threads Let's not talk about nightly dreads Let's not talk about fire.

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine! Why dwell upon the past when we can drink and smoke and dine

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine There's no point now in dwelling so just put it from your mind!

Let's not talk about my old slave Let's not talk about how she's brave Let's not talk about how the pair of us have broken up

Let's not talk about her marriage Let's not talk about finding him Let's not talk about love.

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine So double down on partying, ignore the warning signs

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine Cause talking will just bring you down so what's the point, I'm fine.

Let's not talk about the future Let's not talk about how we’re doomed Let's not talk about how we’re saddled with a hopeless task

Let's not talk about Hag bargains Let's not talk about our mistakes Let's not talk about fate.

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine The drink will wash away your cares like salt in so much brine

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine There's less than two centuries left until the end of time

Let's not talk about being depressed Let's not talk about the Empress Let's not talk about how she put me last on her hit list

Let's not talk about my siblings Let's not talk about all their strings Let's not talk about mum.

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine And I don't want to bring us down, no I don't want to whine!

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine Drugs might not solve the problem but I'll have a jolly time

Let's not talk about whisky, rum Let's not talk about opium Let's not talk about how I can't sleep unless I have smoked a pipe

Let’s not talk about my limits Let's not talk about when they’re hit Let's not talk about then.

Cause everything’s fine, everything’s fine And if I start talking now then I'll surely scream and shout

Everything’s fine, everything’s fine There's so much stuff still under here I've never talked about