Bonus Content: Call Me Reginald

He’s your dashing drunken friend that’ll be there ’til the end!

© Jason Phelps 2019.

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Oh, if you need assistance when you're planning a heist

Into the king’s boudoir

You can’t go very wrong with a fellow full of feist

An elephant Einstein

I’m a very canny sort when it comes to thinking thoughts

I’m smarter than a skull

If you need to make a plan with some rhymes that always scan

Just call me Reginald

Who leaves their gold and jewels in a dusty old vault

Where no one else can see

I’ll help you liberate them with a dash of single malt

And pass them on to me

I’m a very stylish fellow though I prefer pink to yellow

And a style that takes some gall

Who's your dashing drunken friend that’ll be there to the end

Just call me Reginald

Tell every son and daughter

No vault is safe from me

I once e'en stole the water

Right out of the whole sea

If you need a hand with cards then I can give you a flush

The old casino fake

But keep an eye, I’ll lift your necklace off you in a rush

As lining for my wings

If you need me have a tipple, I’ll be with you in a ripple

Stiff drinks my siren’s call

But when you’re cold and sober then our journey will be over

‘Til then

Call me your old gander, lifelong friend

A nimble-fingered thief, there’s no bar he can’t bend

I’ll steal both your wallet and your heart in the end

Just call me Reginald