Bonus Content: We’re Pirates Now

New ship, new crew, new job title, same job description - © Ellie Sparrow 2019.

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We’ve been skirting ‘round the issue For quite a long time now But then our privateer ship sunk And we’re actual pirates now

We’re pirates now We’re pirates now We’re actual pirates now

In this last year we were privateers But we’re actual pirates now

My friend’s wife going to kill him On the day that she finds out She’ll hang his balls up in her halls ‘Cause we’re very much pirates now

We’re pirates now We’re pirates now We’re actual pirates now

In this last year we were privateers But we’re actual pirates now

We have a child with us Is that even allowed? Well, either way I cannot say We’re still fucking pirates now

We’re pirates now We’re pirates now We’re actual pirates now

In this last year we were privateers But we’re actual pirates now

We’ll be freeing slaves now Even though I am a drow I’m not sure how this happened But I’m glad that we’re pirates now

We’re pirates now We’re pirates now We’re actual pirates now

In this last year we were privateers But we’re; Slave-Freeing Sword-Thrusting Gun-Firing Song-Singing Swashbuckling Rum-Drinking Pirates now