Bonus Content: Upsetting the Apple Wagon

This song was originally written by Liam the Bard (liamthomasdownes@gmail.com) and the original recording can be found here!

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Lyrics
As I sailed Eastward, I landed in a town And found myself in a tavern, as I had a good look round In this tavern was a Tiefling, dressed up as a dwarf A Dark Elf and a Halfling, who’s bare hand crushed a mug

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon

These three unlikely comrades, they did roam around the streets After hearing rumours of some nefarious deeds They couldn’t leave the port yet, for murder was afoot So they took next to the rooftops in this unlucky neighbourhood

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon

The unfortunate Halfling, found a noose around his neck Up on the slates above him was something already dead With quick thinking and action, a pursuit began in haste Straight after this creature, with a canabistic tastes

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon

After several mishaps, our friends came upon the lair Of the ghoul who was the one giving the township quite a scare They circumvented doggies and disabled some traps And were greeted by some corpses that were nothing more than scraps

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon

A mighty combat followed, and the monster was dispatched The guard was very thankful that our three helped in the catch Now silver in their pockets, they could head right out to sea Seeking fame and fortune, our fine adventures three

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon

So grab your flintlock, grab your flagon Try not to upset the apple wagon