Bonus Content: Old Coalbeard

A short, silly song about a dwarven bogeyman. © Jason Phelps 2019.

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Lyrics
Old Coalbeard, he’s a’waiting He’s cackling in the deep He’s beard ‘s as sharp as razors To catch you in your sleep

So on every new pickaxe put a notch upon its head ‘Cause if you don’t Old Coalbeard makes your bones into his bread

Old Coalbeard, he’s a’waiting To sour your cup of ale To curdle up your stomach To leave you weak and pale

So always raise your pint when somebody calls for cheer ‘Cause if you don’t Old Coalbeard makes your blood into his beer

Old Coalbeard, he’s a’waiting In darkness like a knife Don’t look into his eyes He’ll steal your husband or your wife

So when you build a house always use one brick that’s red ‘Cause if you don’t Old Coalbeard tempts your spouse out of your bed