Bonus Content: The Vomit Song

The Vomit Song was written by Jason Phelps

The Vomit Song is an in-world song written by Celestia Stardust. It was first mentioned in Episode 2 of Flintlocks and Fireballs.

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Lyrics
Now jolly lads, hear what I say If you will sail the sea You’ll need strong guts or else the tide Will made their contents quite free

Keep your eye on the horizon That’s what they always say But up comes the vomit like poison When the horizon starts to sway

Swabbing the deck, rigging the sails As the ship lurches about You’ve just cleaned the deck when up come the surge Ready to clean you out

Keep your eye on the horizon That’s what they always say But up comes the vomit like poison When the horizon starts to sway

Now grizzled old mates, veterans of year Will swear that it’s long past them by But when their on land, deep in their cups They’ll vomit up all of their pride

Keep your eye on the horizon That’s what they always say But up comes the vomit like poison When the horizon starts to sway